(Got this from my e-mail, hope you enjoy it as I did)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.”
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning,Ma’am” , he said, “I’ve come to…”
“Oh, no need to explain,”Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.”
“Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?”
“Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat”.
After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?”
“Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.”
“Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!”
“Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.”
“My, that’s a lot!” gasped Mrs. Smith.
“Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be
disappointed with that.”
“Don’t I know it,” said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on the top of a bus,” he said.
“Oh, my God!” Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
“And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.”
“She was difficult?” asked Mrs.Smith.
“Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look”
“Four and five deep?” said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
“Yes”, the photographer replied. “And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling – I
could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.”
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. “Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment? ”
“It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.”
“Tripod ?”
“Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.
Mrs. Smith fainted!!
Two guys were drinking in a bar, when one lighted a cigarette.
Non-Smoker: Hey! if you think you have the right to smoke here, then I think you also have the right to leave.
Smoker: I think we have the same rights here.
Non-Smoker: Oh yeah! Well I don’t smoke.
Smoker: That’s OK, You can leave.
Most of my friends who are planning to start a blog or create their own website are asking me what the best web hosting company is. I was not able to give a specific answer but told them it depends on their needs. I also told them that I started my site on a free hosting. When I was ready for a paid hosting, I did a lot of research and browse through a lot of sites on web hosting reviews.
I told them one of the sites I like the most about web site hosting is Webhostingfan.com. They made an in depth review and give a summarized listing of the top 10 most reliable and trusted web hosting company. It could have saved me a lot of time and effort if I found out about this site when I was starting. I’ve been through several hosting provider before I arrived to the one that satisfy me. With the honest hosting reviews they give, you will surely avoid the frustrations I’ve been through.
This web hosting review site not only makes reviews but also explain the different types of hosting to make it easier to choose the one that suits your need. They also explain everything you need to know at the back-end of paid or self hosted site. And the news they provide gives an update on different providers around the world.
The howling of the wind woke me and wife up at around four o’clock in the morning September 27, 2011. She turned on the radio and tuned in to the news to get updates about the weather.
At about six thirty, she told me “most schools suspended their classes in all levels in Metro Manila and their offices are also included.”
I asked her “what about from where I work.”
“Only classes on all levels are suspended, nothing was mentioned about offices” she replied. So I prepared my self and head to work at around 7:40 am. I took a jeep then rode a tricycle so there’s no hassle in going to work.
I see some office workers leaving as I was arriving and I said to myself “Uh oh! here we go again.”
“They send the announcement through text” one of the guys told me, pertaining to the suspension of office work.
“So that’s why many of the staffs report to work” I just thought to myself.
We experienced a lot of problems with cellphone companies here in my country. If you have a different cellphone company from the text message sender, chances are you’ll receive the message late or no message at all. There are locations where the signal is very weak and it’s also very hard to make a call or send text message during peak period especially during holidays.
I always walk on my way home (the link will show photos of places I pass by on my way home on a good weather condition)on a different route because its hard to get a ride using the same route I took going to my workplace. During bad weather condition, It’s a bit hard and scary trekking this route.
I hope the photos below shows the experience I went through.
This one fell ahead of me. Lucky I was not walking fast enough to be there when it fell.
